Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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