I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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