Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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