Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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