i think my tv is drunk
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we're making bets on your personal life
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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