ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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