I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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