before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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