if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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