All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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