Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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