You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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