This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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