I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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