my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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