You're my little dorito
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
