dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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