First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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