their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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