maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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