Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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