I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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