I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
