Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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