He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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