Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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