Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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