no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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