your thong is hanging out like whoa
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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