i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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