I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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