he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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