why didn't you poke me back
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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