Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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