I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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