how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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