She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Panties = found
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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