nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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