idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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