In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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