dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Say something about gay babies.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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