My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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