I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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