you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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