you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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