Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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