"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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