There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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