Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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