I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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