So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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