dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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