This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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