didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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