May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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