I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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