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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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