At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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