I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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