We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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