Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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