Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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