It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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