he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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